One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

That was the true terror of love, that you could love with your whole heart, your whole soul, and lose both

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

Hatred is a cold fire, and it gives no warmth.

Compromise is an imperfect act.

I didn't want to understand. Bert had been thrilled that the police wanted to put me on retainer. He told me I would gain valuable experience working with the police. All I had gained so far was a wider variety of nightmares.

Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.