Zerbrowski said, "I only ever understood one woman, and she was kind enough to marry me so I didn't have to decipher anyone else.

It feels like we're in a Harry Potter book talking about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

He made a small sigh, as he swallowed the first blood, then his mouth closed over my earlobe, mouth working at the wound, tongue coaxing blood from the wound. He pressed his body the length of mine, one hand cupping my turned head, the other playing down the line of my body. Maybe it was just blood, but I never stroked my steak while eating it.

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.

When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect

Not knowing a thing is not ignorance. Feigning knowledge you don't have can be--Sholto