You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.

What do you do when you know you are breaking someone's heart, but to do anything else would break your own?

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

I have lived for over three hundred years. In that time, the ideal of beauty has changed many times. Large breasts, small, thin, curved, tall, short, they have all been the height of beauty at one time or another. But in all that time, ma petite, I have never desired anyone the way I desire you." - Jean-Claude

If people would write exactly what I wanted to read I wouldn't feel so compelled to write myself

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end