I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.

I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.

What does it mean when the monsters are so afraid of you that you make them cry? That maybe monster depends on which end of the gun your on, or that I was just that good at my job.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

I would rather you love me, but if not love, fear will do.

It is a very natural human trait to destroy that which frightens us.