I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

I am not a morning person.

Oh, no, a leopard blew up and plastered itself all over everything, but hey, animal print was in this year.

If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living.

Sometimes good and evil aren't so much opposites as two sides of a coin. You toss it one way and it looks good, another way and it's evil, sometimes it just depends on which end of the gun you're on.

I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie.

I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.