I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

I have lived for over three hundred years. In that time, the ideal of beauty has changed many times. Large breasts, small, thin, curved, tall, short, they have all been the height of beauty at one time or another. But in all that time, ma petite, I have never desired anyone the way I desire you." - Jean-Claude

We were U.S. Marshals. We hunted and killed the monsters. We did not run from them

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

Giving up something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn’t giving up at all, it’s growing up.

There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.