Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does

Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

Twenty-three stories up and all I could see out the windows was grey smog. They could call it the City of the Angels if they wanted to, but if there were angels out there, they had to be flying blind.

There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself.