Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it

Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies.

You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.

That was the problem with loving people: it made you weak. It made you need them. It made the thought of not having them the worst thing in the world.

I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.

People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening.

Confidence is a fine trait. Over-confidence isn't.