Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked. "Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked. Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie.

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.

I am not a morning person.

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

I am a very linear thinker, so I write beginning to end. I write hundreds of pages per book that never make it into print

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.