Death cures all ills. Well, most of them.

Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies.

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it

Who would have ever thought I'd be afraid of a zombie, any kind of zombie? Nicely ironic that.

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.