More sex. We must have more sex.

I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time

And the moment you care that much, a man has you. He owns a little piece of your soul, and he can beat you to death with it.

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

Never interrupt when you're winning.