When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.

They be crazier than we are.

I have lived for over three hundred years. In that time, the ideal of beauty has changed many times. Large breasts, small, thin, curved, tall, short, they have all been the height of beauty at one time or another. But in all that time, ma petite, I have never desired anyone the way I desire you." - Jean-Claude

The Catholic Church sees voluntary vampirism as a kind of suicide. I tend to agree. Though the Pope also excommunicated all animators, unless we ceased raising the dead. Fine; I became Episcopalian.

When you dance with the devil, it might as well be a devil who can give you your own corner of hell to rule.

Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier." - Jean-Claude

Fear will bind you closer than love, or hate, and it works a hell of a lot quicker.