Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.

You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.

We are not created equal in talent. But the place where we are least equal is the heart. You can work at a talent, take lessons, but love, love either works or it doesn't. You love someone or you don't. You can't change it. You can't undo it.

Pretend I asked, now answer the question.

Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

Better to assume the worst and be wrong than assume the best and be wrong.

Some people just don't seem to understand the concept of fiction. It is fiction; it ain't true, folks