Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

If you can't impress yourself, then no one else really matters.

murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

How could you love someone and not want them to be happy?

If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.