Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

You either mellow at 30, or your head explodes - take your choice.

Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever.

He looked less handsome without the smile and glow in his eyes, but he also seemed more real. Being real will get me into trouble faster than any amount of charm.

A flower may be beautiful all on its own, but a person is never truly beautiful unless someone's eyes show him that he is beautiful.