Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

Morals aren't just for when it's easy, Anita. They aren't morals if you throw them aside every time it's convenient.

If I wasn't dead already, I'd said I was having a heart attack.

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.