I think like a detective.

I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.

The second you stop questioning yourself is the second that you become the monster. -Merry

A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.

Anyone who doesn't believe that the forest is a deadly place has never been lost in one.

Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.

That kiss was really nice you know before you...bit me, but it was still nice.