I genuinely have never been in an audience where most people want that person to fail. I've never been in an audience like that, and I've never seen it as a performer. Only in my dreams, in which case they are always throwing tomatoes and going, "This is the most boring thing I've ever seen."
Laurie AndersonThat's really a very different experience: You don't have to look to be understood. You're already understood.
Laurie AndersonPeople only stutter at the beginning of the word. They're not afraid when they get to the end of the word. There's just regret.
Laurie AndersonI didn't really understand that Vipassana is a relatively new form of Buddhism that was based on the storage of pain. So the idea is that every time you don't scream, that's your Buddhist side.
Laurie AndersonLast night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.
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