If you build a better mousetrap, Nature will build a better mouse.
If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.
If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.
Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.
Back then, before it became clear that democracy was best served by a drunken electorate, the bars in New York City were required to close on Election Day.
I wouldn't presume to define noir - if we could define it, we wouldn't need to use a French word for it - but it seems to me it's more a way of looking at the world than what one sees.