If you build a better mousetrap, Nature will build a better mouse.

I can't persuade myself that one of the problems facing the planet today might be a shortage of books by me.

Everybody's weird, fundamentally everybody is a snap. Sometimes it's a sexual thing and sometimes it's a different kind of weirdness, but one way or another everybody's nuts.

Ideas come to people who are receptive to them.

I’ve tried writing and the sentences come out fine, but I write a few pages and I don’t want to go on.

Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.

It's the easiest thing in the world to know God's will. You just wait and see what happens, and that's it.