Dangerous thing, giving humanity the knowledge of good and evil. And the capacity to make the wrong choice more often than not.

Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink.

Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for.

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.

I never know what I'm going to write next, and when I think I do I usually turn out to be mistaken.

To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.

Something I learned long ago. It is not necessary to know what a person is afraid of. It is enough to know the person is afraid.