Progress is man's indifference to the lessons of history.

Progress is man's indifference to the lessons of history.

Whatever path you take, there is a league of bad road.

The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?

Writers are frequently asked why they wrote their first book. A more interesting answer might come from asking them why they wrote their second one.

When old men decided to barter young men for pride and profit, the transaction was called war.

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.