Progress is man's indifference to the lessons of history.

The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?

Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Well socialism is exactly the reverse.

I think the reason working-class people don't write books is because they are encouraged to believe that only certain people are permitted to write books.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

Whatever path you take, there is a league of bad road.

Progress is man's indifference to the lessons of history.