Children give life a reason to be - they make life.
Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman gets on my nerves.
I can't do most things, if I'm honest, but cooking I definitely can't do.
Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it
I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.
As you get older, things conk out. It's a bit like a car. As long as it's something the mechanics can fix, you can chug on for a few more thousand miles.