Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

The truth is, I've been lucky. But just like the waltz, life has its own rhythm of rise and fall.

I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because they might stop you getting on to the flight.

It's never too early to panic.

I can't do most things, if I'm honest, but cooking I definitely can't do.

Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman gets on my nerves.

I'm a technophobe. I can't crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink.