Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman gets on my nerves.

On the dance floor, as much as you say, 'Ladies, you are the car. He is the driver. You can only go where he takes you,' they still try to be in control.

Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

The trouble when you die is that everyone says you were nice. I would like to be thought of as genuinely nice. I would like there to be people who can honestly say: "Len! Oh yeah, there was more good than bad in him.

I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's all you want out of a bloke.

Life is precious and relationships are precious. I'm a great believer in family.