The current economic climate means getting out of college is no guarantee of getting a job, and no guarantee of a satisfying work life. My Dad feels that this is the first generation of Americans that expects that there children will have a harder time then they did. That's a fascinating concept.

sometimes I was so bored that I started arguments just to experience the rush of almost losing him.

I would go to work from 9 to 6, go home, nap for two hours, then write from 8 to 2 a.m.

I think we all feel that way when we're young we don't think teachers have lives. We don't think therapists have lives. We don't think doctors have lives.

It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath of them, for sure.

Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The love of your life.

I think if you feel like you were born to write, then you probably were.