I should do the things that make me feel cool and smart. As I get older, I'm realizing more and more that it doesn't really matter if I'm good at it, it just matters that I try. My own effort, my own willingness, are becoming what's appealing to me.

I always thought that if you had any real proximity to famous people, that your obsession with famous people, would wane is some way. Like, I wouldn't want to deep google Matthew McConaughey's early relationships for hours before I go to bed. And it's just gotten worse.

I have never been a physically engaged person. Like, I was not an athletic kid. I was the kid who came up with a thousand excuses not to take a gym class. Even now, if I could, I would do all my work from bed.

Barbie’s disfigured. It’s fine to play with her just as long as you keep that in mind.

I thought I wanted to be a journalist or a novelist.

I don't want to get married until all gay people can get married.

Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying.