I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

I was raised on the internet.

My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine.

You can't give any exciting speech without misremembering things.

I kind of look like every other girl walking around.

When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.

I sort of tend to equate tattoos with prisoners, punks or people with a high level of self-confidence. I don’t necessarily have a covered-in-tattoos personality.