It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath of them, for sure.

You just have to work, we all have to work really hard to take care of ourselves and feed ourselves good information, just like we feed ourselves good food. Feed ourselves good books and good messaging and the things that make us feel like we can be connected with ourselves and others in a deeper way.

I can’t imagine a passionate affair with a native man

I'll start by saying that "Fifty Shades of Grey:" It's like I don't have. an elicit confused relationship to my sexuality. So I don't need a book like that.

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

The biggest fear that everybody has is dying. Not to get too meta on you, but I think every fear that people are trying to work out is really like I'm going to die and no one is going to care, and it doesn't matter because God might not exist. That's what people are trying to figure out. I wish we all had one fear so we could think about it together and figure out a solution, but we're all doing different things.

When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.