I get a lot of unasked for sexual confessions.

The current economic climate means getting out of college is no guarantee of getting a job, and no guarantee of a satisfying work life. My Dad feels that this is the first generation of Americans that expects that there children will have a harder time then they did. That's a fascinating concept.

Mine's [fans] a lot of like weird guys in prison. So I don't need to answer them.

Okay, 'Best Party Ever' -- to me, that's like saying 'Best Gym Ever' or 'Best Nature Documentary Ever,' like how good can it really be?

For me, my life goal is to be in a position where I can wear pajamas 24 hours a day. That's what makes me happy.

I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.

Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!