I think that social networking makes people more connected, yet more distant, so there are people with less ties to real friend groups and less a sense of self.

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate.

I would go to work from 9 to 6, go home, nap for two hours, then write from 8 to 2 a.m.

My dad finds Twitter just infinitely unrelatable. He's like, 'Why would I want to tell anybody what I had for a snack, it's private?!' And I'm like, 'Why would you even have a snack if you didn't tell anybody? Why bother eating?'

Aren't most of us dealing with the fact that we have moms who either weren't ready to be moms or had some level of resentment about it? Everybody is dealing with the different iteration of pain their mom has handed them.

Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not 'content creator'?

In Hollywood, you've got a hundred people on set, and shooting the sex scene you're wearing nude-toned underwear and tape on your nipples. Nothing is going beyond where you want it to go.