What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third.

Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

God watches over drunks and third baseman.

It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.

Stick a fork in him. He's done.

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.