There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit and hit with power.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.

It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.

God watches over drunks and third baseman.