God watches over drunks and third baseman.

In order to become a big-league manager you have to be in the right place at the right time. That's rule number one.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

Breaks like a ball falling off a pool table.

What are we out at the park for except to win?