Stick a fork in him. He's done.
It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.
I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.
Branch Rickey once said of me that I was a man with an infinite capacity for immediately making a bad thing worse.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's (MacPhail) case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.