God watches over drunks and third baseman.
It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.
Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.
It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.
Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.