It is decidedly not true that 'nice guys finish last'.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

Breaks like a ball falling off a pool table.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

As long as I've got one chance to beat you I'm going to take it.

When you're in professional sports, winning is the only thing that matters.