I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less.
The love of money is the source of an enormous amount of good; the fact that the good is a by-product of the selfish pursuit of riches has nothing to do with its indisputable value.
When in trouble, mumble.
The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.
Where there is too much, something is missing.