Many [of the Americans] polled showed a marked disapproval of the Wallonians, Danerians, and Pirenians. The fact that these minorities were invented by the pollster did not diminish the hostility.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir.

Satire is focused bitterness.

Hope is ambiguous, but fear is precious.

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less.