The love of money is the source of an enormous amount of good; the fact that the good is a by-product of the selfish pursuit of riches has nothing to do with its indisputable value.
The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
When in trouble, mumble.
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.
If you are going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.