The task of the right eye is to peer into the telescope, while the left eye peers into the microscope.

I didn't have time to be anyone's muse... I was too busy rebelling against my family and learning to be an artist.

Military people never seem to apologize for killing each other yet novelists feel ashamed for writing some nice inert paper book that is not certain to be read by anybody.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if I won a helicopter in a crossword puzzle competition? There is not much hope though I am afraid, as they never give such practical prizes.

People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.

I never eat meat as I think it is wrong to deprive animals of their life when they are so difficult to chew anyway.

Thousands of people know my flannel knickers, and though I know this may seem flirtatious, it is not. I am a saint.