Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark, And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark: But, when the tide rises and sharks are around, His voice has a timid and tremulous sound.

"Well, it's no use your talking about waking him," said Tweedledum, "when you're only one of the things in his dream. You know very well you're not real."

PLAIN SUPERFICIALITY is the character of a speech, in which any two points being taken, the speaker is found to lie wholly with regard to those two points.

A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.