I am fond of children - except boys.

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

It is the privilege of true genius, And especially genius who opens up a new path, To make great mistakes with impunity

'Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 'I don't see any wine,' she remarked. 'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

You would have to be half-mad to dream me up.

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.