The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

Forbid the day when vivisection shall be practised in every college and school, and when the man of science, looking forth over a world which will then own no other sway than his, shall exult in the thought that he has made of this fair earth, if not a heaven, at least a hell for animals.

It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that?

'Have some wine,' the March Hare said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked around the table, but there was nothing on it but tea. 'I don't see any wine,' she remarked. 'There isn't any,' said the March Hare.

For the snark was a boojum, you see.