If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.

Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases!

We are but older children, dear, Who fret to find our bedtime near.

If you set to work to believe everything, you will tire out the believing-muscles of your mind, and then you'll be so weak you won't be able to believe the simplest true things.

I wish I hadn't cried so much!” said Alice, as she swam about, trying to find her way out. I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears !

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course." Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last. You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?" Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice. And how many birthdays have you?" One.