I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.
I'm off to save the universe again. It's a tough job but someone has to do it, and I'm glad it's me.
My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.
Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.
It doesn't take much to make me happy.
Seppuku is Japanese for ritual suicide. I thought, What a cute name for a coat.