I thought I wanted to be a brain surgeon until I realized all the schooling it required. I didn't like school very much so I had to come up with something else.

I like breaking the rules.

The idea of taking off my shoes and trying on all these clothes is so exhausting, I just leave.

For the past 10 years, people have been making fun of the eighties. Why are we bringing them back?

I quite enjoy science fiction.

My most recent purchase was a black lace corset.

Seppuku is Japanese for ritual suicide. I thought, What a cute name for a coat.