Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.

My favorite album would have to be something from The Beatles.

I don't know what any of my tunes are about, they're just out there. I'm not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my head

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

You've either got it or you haven't.