I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

I don't know what any of my tunes are about, they're just out there. I'm not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my head

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.