I live for now, not for what happens after I die.

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

I've got to be by trees, otherwise I get claustrophobic.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.