I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.

I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.

I find words really hard.

Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.

I'm not going around touring the U.S. when I've got nowhere to live.

You've either got it or you haven't.