If this were a movie, I would bust a secret move so fierce the entire place would be razed to the ground. I'd finish with something snappy like "And don't forget my soda, punk" while I strolled off into the night.

Just once, she'd like to be the exciting one, the girl somebody wanted.

It isn't that we do what we want. It's that we're allowed to want at all.

I am for hockey. I find I should like to hit something with a stick. -Gemma Doyle Trilogy

There are no safe choices. Only other choices.

Writers are also sort of like vultures, but with fewer ethics.

I thought I was having an existential crisis, but it was nothing. Please don't tailgate: body in trunk.