Sometimes I wish I was just a girl in an indie band. I could dance around on stage and it wouldn't be so much about me.
The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.
I don't care what people think of me now, so why would I care when I'm dead?
I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.
If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.
There's a certain amount of what I wear that I wear for irony.