I guess that's one of the reasons that you do it - work all the time - because it's sort of a high to find something that really works.

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

Thank God kids never mean well

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?