I guess that's one of the reasons that you do it - work all the time - because it's sort of a high to find something that really works.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean, imagine a world filled with nothing but firemen, cowboys, nurses and ballerinas.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.