There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
Thank God kids never mean well
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.